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Wednesday, 4 February 2009

"The Tale of Zachary Binx" (witch child trilogy), By Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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This is the third and final installment in Brandon's Witch Child trilogy - be sure to read the other two before this one. Find the first two installments in the posts below.
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The Tale of Zachary Binx
(final instalment of the “witch child” trilogy)

A sweet voice sang from far away in the clouds; it belonged to a platinum-blonde, middle aged witch; she was a Sanderson Sister.

The thump of her broom landing upon the ground of the Binx farmhouse scattered the ducks, geese and cows to and fro.

Zachary Binx was in bed when it happened; the witch, Sarah Sanderson, crept slowly into the room and lullaby-ed his sister, Emily Binx, to a deep sleep, by singing softly whilst forcing her to inhale Wolfsbane and Monkshood crystals; together they form a sleeping potion so strong that it is known as “The Draught of Living Death”.

Zachary awoke hours later, he shook; he screamed.

“EMILY!” He shrieked. “EMILY!”

He dashed barefooted outside, his brother, Elijah, came running.

“Elijah!” said Zachary. “Hast thou seen my sister Emily?”

“Nay, brother,” said Elijah, grimly. “But look; they doth conjure!”

Billowing from the bottom of the steep hill, was puffs and sparkles of glacier blue, lilac, lemon yellow and ochre; the colour of a Witches’ brew.

“Oh, dear lord! The woods!” Zachary shouted. “Elijah, waken Father, summon the others. Go!”

Zachary sprinted so fast down the steep hill, that he got caught on a low branch and just rolled, rolled…

He halted next to a small, slated cottage in the middle of nowhere; the brews excess billowed from the chimney still.

Sarah Sanderson, had only just got there, she had Emily by her side.

“Come, child!” She whispered.

Two more hags were dancing about feebly and drunkenly about the floor, screaming; “dead mans’ toe! Add a dead man’s toe, make it a fleshy one, and add a bit of my own tongue!”

They were Winifred and Mariah Sanderson, also wickedly evil Sisters.
“Ah, Sarah, thee hast arrived, we must prepare the potion and spell now that our little guest of honour has came!” said Winifred.

Winifred’s book-which was given to her by Satan himself- floated to her; the trio of hags edged to the cauldron and recited the spell.

“#Wing of bat, dead woman’s lung. Dead man’s toe, add a bit of my own tongue. #”

The potion fizzed, Winifred took a wooden ladle and was about to feed the life-taking potion to Emily when at last, Zachary piped up.

“NO!” He shouted.

“A boy!” cried Sarah.
“I got him! I knew I smelt a boy!” shrieked Mary.
“Fools, grab him, you idiots!”

Winifred took up her wand and threw a spark line at Zachary; he floated in the air and plummeted to the floor.

“What shall we do with him?” suggested Winifred.
“Put him on a hook, and let me play with him…”said Sarah.
“No!” Snapped Winifred. “His punishment must be more fulsome, more lingering. Ah-ha! I’ve got it! As usual. His punishment shall not be to die, but to live forever with his guilt!”

“Join me, sisters, one, two, three..”

“Twist the bones and bend the back!
Trim him of his baby fat!
Give him fur black as black,
Just…like…this-s-s-s!”

Zachary shrunk down to a black cat.

There was a sudden knock at the door; “Witches!” shouted Zachary’s angry father. “What hast thee done with my son Zachary?”

The witches were taken outside; they stood upon barrels with nooses around their necks.

“I shall ask thee one final time!” Said Mister Binx. “What hast thou done with my son Zachary?”

“I don’t know cat’s got my tongue!” shrieked Winifred, laughing manically.

Mister Binx slid his hand on his neck; the hangman pulled away the barrels.
The Sandersons died.
By Brandon "Camel" H
Age 10
Class 6KR
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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

"Sorceress" (sequel to Witch Child) by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Note: First read 'Witch Child' - the prequel to this story - in the post below.
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Sorceress

It had been a while since Augustine-Clementine Turpentine had been magically murdered by her cousin, Barbarity, but since she "mysteriously disappeared", the whole village was on a witch hunt for the disappearance of Augustine-Clementine.

Little did they know that in Salem, there were many places for a witch to hide, like the bucket in the well or (don't laugh) Tom Thumb's plum-pie.

Ah, yes, nursery rhymes were literally brought to life then, reader; it might still be like that now.

They stormed through the woods, over the hills and far, far away but they couldn't find a trace of the cousins.

Barbarity had committed suicide, though, indeed, she had taken the blades to her wrists and slashed.

But, Barbarity being Barbarity, was clever. Ah, yes, every witch knows that when a witch dies, it is reincarnated in his' or hers' very own cackling stump as an animal that they favoured.

Barbarity, the good tasted old hag that she was, was reincarnated as a black cat.

By Brandon "Camel" H Age 10 10 Class 6KR

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"Charmed" (song lyrics) by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Charmed
(song lyrics)
I am the sun,
I am the air,
I am ev-ery-thing I need t' be like,
just like anybody else ain't.

And all the fear is creep-in' in,
All the darklighters, and t' whitelighters,
Who're running from sin.

I am the sun,
I am the air,
I am...
Magic

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By Brandon "Camel" H

Age 10

Class 6KR

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"Witch Child" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Witch Child

A lonely widowed old witch sat upon a stool by her murky cottage window; the witch was called Barbarity Spindle, she was the greatest most powerful darklighter in the whole of ancient Salem and she was plotting a revenge.

The revenge was on her demented whitelighter cousin, Augustine-Clementine Turpentine.

'Twas she whom planted sweet smelling freesias in the low maintenance garden; she whom permanently lamed her dog, who sits contorting on its poor, poor head; she whom scrubbed the dirt off of the laundry and 'twas her that...{gulp}...shaved the peach fuzz off of Barbarity's face.

Barbarity sat upon her cackling stump and an evil plan wove itself inside of her tiny darklighter mind.

Barbarity ripped her wand from her tatty cloak and danced around her fire with it, singing "midnight moonlight" whilst rain-dancing around it.

Far away in Argentina-where Augustine-Clementine Turpentine lived- the cousin swelled and swelled, she burst into miniature termites (now that's really small!) and got disgustingly horribly trampled and killed.

Author's note:

As for Barbarity, you'll see what happens to her in the sequel "Sorceress".
Ciao!
"Camel"

By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR

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Saturday, 31 January 2009

"Happy New Year" (song lyrics) by Brandon H, Age 10

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Happy New Year
(song lyrics)
No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on, feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Seems to me now
That the dreams we had before
Are all dead, nothing more
Than confetti on the floor
It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of 2009...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
By Brandon H
Age 10
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Thursday, 29 January 2009

"New Year" by Georgia B, Age 10, Class 6KR

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New Year
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New year is so exiting

Everyone making resolutions

We shall keep them


You want to do better at school

Even in math!

A fresh, new start is your

Resolution


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By Georgia B
Age 10
Class 6KR
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"The Change Cricket" (sequel to snow spider) by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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The Change Cricket

Sequel to “The snow spider”

Although winter was over, and it had been a month since Lucy had seen her god-guardian, it was still snowing heavily and ever so bitterly cold.

Lucy longed to see The Snow Queen again, but thought it impassible (it’s impassible because nothing is impossible).

But, then again, she never thought that she would be disguised as a cricket, because the Snow Spider would never survive in moments like this.

Yet there the cricket was, perched upon the windowsill in the exact same spot as the Queen was before, when she weaved the poem web.

As it was, the cricket was inside of the window when Lucy went to her bedroom, where it morphed as before into the Snow Queen, though she was clad in a more springtime flowing gown.

“Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!” Lucy was so gob smacked that she felt amnesic and only just remembered whom she was facing.

“Cricket...?” She wavered.

“Yes, I am here to give you a warning; one of your most beloved pets shall pass on in the future, a most beloved pet, your cat, Tibbs.” She said.

Lucy was almost crying as soon as she was told about the words “beloved” and “die”.

“But,” said the Change Cricket. “It will either pass away peacefully or, if you heed my warning, it will live.”

“Anything for Tibbs, please, please tell me the warning!”

“You must make sure that you don’t take a holiday to Bristol on February 3rd, or he will be tragically run over by an R-reg Ford Fiesta, because the person caring for Tibbs while you’re gone will fall asleep on the job,” she finished.

Suddenly, she disappeared without a trace, apart from the warning written in spidery handwriting upon grained parchment.

FASTFORWARD TO FEBURARY 3rd, 2009: Tibbs-nor any other pet or person- doesn’t die.
Will Lucy be visited by the Snow Queen again? You’ll just have to wait and see.


By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR
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