"Easter" by Georgia B, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Easter poem

Easter is a fun time.

And you get loads of chocolate.

So its my fave celebration.

Though you can get other things too.

Egg hunting is fun and cool.

Really yummy eggs!

By Georgia B
Age 10
Class 6KR

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"Anorexia" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Anorexia

I suffer from anorexia. It’s because I refuse to eat. It really is no laugh.
Sometimes I can see my ribcage through my skin in the bath!
One minute I’m plump, the other I’m stick thin.
All of this is because, I throw fatty deposits in the bin.

By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR

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"Beanz. Meanz. Heinz" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Beanz. Meanz. Heinz.

As soon as I get home, I ask Auntie Carr: ‘what’s for tea?’
And she says: ‘Heinz Baked Beans’, cos they’re the beans for me!
I like them with fish fingers, with sausages they’re great!
The only time they’re not is when they’re on Katie’s plate!
When ever I am feeling sad, the family’ll read the signs,
They know what will cheer me up cos they know:
Beanz. Meanz. Heinz!

By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR

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"Types of Cheese" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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Types of Cheese

Leerdammer- A delightfully creamy Swiss cheese with a sensationally nutty aftertaste.
Mexicana- Beautifully textured cheese, straight from Mexico. Blended with spices and above all the best: CHILLI PEPPERS!
Cheddar- The most common. Comes in mild and strong. Great in sandwiches.
Gloucester- Comes with onions and chives also, a delighting exotic (yet British!) cheese.
Red cheese- In a word…magical.

By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR

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"Food" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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FOOD


Food is yummy, food is great! I love Sweet stuff on my plate.

Only food like: roast, guacamole and ham I don’t like!

Overreacting when I’m hungry,

Don’t even tell me: “Eat your greens!”

By Brandon H
Age 10
Class 6KR
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"Magic Jokes" from Georgia B, Age 10, Class 6KR

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A few 'Magic' themed jokes that Georgia wanted to share.......
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How does a witch docter ask a girl to dance?
"Voodoo like to dance with me?"
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Why did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse?
Because she ratted on him
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First witch:my, hasn't your little girl grown?
Second witch: yes, she's certainly gruesome
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What contest do witches have?
Spelling contests.
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What did one magician say to another?
"Who was that girl I sawed you with last night?"
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Witch:why have you stopped playing cards with my sister?
Wizard:would you play cards with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards?
Witch:no
Wizard: no, well nor will she.
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Witch: doctor, doctor! my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible
Doctor: witch sister?
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a magician?
Abra da cobra
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Thanks Georgia B!
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"Magic" by Brandon H, Age 10, Class 6KR

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MAGIC


Magic is a living being that is neither like you nor me.

And it comes in quite handy (literally!) in handless situations.

Greater good or evil, it can bring unimaginable things,

Including; fairies, sprites and other magical beings!

Charmed is the other word for magic, the old spelling is “magyk” but who cares about all that guff even though it’s magical stuff!?


By Brandon 'Camel' H
Age 10
Class 6KR

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