"Magic Jokes" from Georgia B, Age 10, Class 6KR

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A few 'Magic' themed jokes that Georgia wanted to share.......
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How does a witch docter ask a girl to dance?
"Voodoo like to dance with me?"
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Why did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse?
Because she ratted on him
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First witch:my, hasn't your little girl grown?
Second witch: yes, she's certainly gruesome
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What contest do witches have?
Spelling contests.
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What did one magician say to another?
"Who was that girl I sawed you with last night?"
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Witch:why have you stopped playing cards with my sister?
Wizard:would you play cards with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards?
Witch:no
Wizard: no, well nor will she.
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Witch: doctor, doctor! my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible
Doctor: witch sister?
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a magician?
Abra da cobra
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Thanks Georgia B!
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