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Georgia has shared the following jokes that follow the monthly theme using History and mythical type monsters/creatures:
Jokes: History, Myths & Legends
What's big and grey and lives in Scotland?
The Loch Ness elephant.
Why are 1000 eared monsters forgetful?
Because everything you say to them goes in one ear and comes out the others
What has a purple-spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?
I don't know but there's one crawling up your leg.
What do you say when you see a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
How does a monster count to 15?
On its fingers
Whats big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks?
A big, red, prickly, three eyed rock eater.
Where would you find a prehistoric cow?
At the moo-seum.
What was written on the Pharaohs tomb?
Toot 'n cumin'
"Who was Captain Kidd?" asked the history teacher
"He was a contortionist"
"What makes you think that Alec?"
"Well it says in this History book that he spent a lot of time sitting on his chest"
Why is history like a fruit cake?
Because its full of dates
Student:who was the fastest runner in history?
Student2: Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Boy to friend: when my dad was in school, history was called current events.
Barbara: I wish I had lived a few hundred years ago
Teacher: Why?
Barbara: Because then I would have less history to learn
Georgia B
class 6kr
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2 comments:
Hi Georgia it's Brandon you know your best friend, I just want to tell you that your jokes are HILARIOUS! hope you keep writing maybe send in a story, I'll check out the comment you gave mine,
Brandon.
P. S. see you at school for the rest of my school life.
ha ha Georgia they were funny as brandon in class see you on monday
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